Grooming is Not for Me

Who does Britni think she is?! I am not a princess so I don't need my paws groomed, nails trimmed, or fur brushed. I really HATE my fur being brushed. I make her follow me everywhere around the house to even attempt such a thing. I bounce, then love up to her so she doesn't get mad (ego stroking - it's a real winner), and then I just constantly move like I have ants in my pants. Brushing is SO not OK in my book. I also won't lay down AT ALL to let her groom me. Why would I succumb to such torture?!

So, I torture her back with my moving and lack of laying down. I laugh on the inside while I strategically think how I can get out of the mess I'm in. No freakin' way will I let her pin me down. I'm too fast. Duh, stupid human. But, I will be good enough to let her trim my paws or cut my nails. Treats help, so maybe she's not as stupid as I'm leading you on to believe.

But NO amount of treats will make me patient or still enough to be brushed. No way.